1. Your bathtub looks like this.
2. You have diapers in every bathroom of your house, in your purse and in the glove compartment of your car.
3. You have offered baby wipes to random strangers when they spill something.
4. Half of your DVR is filled with episodes of Sesame Street.
5. You know who Mr. Noodle is.
6. You know that Mr. Noodle has a brother and a sister.
7. You are annoyed that there is apparently only 5 episodes of Abby’s Flying Fairy School for all 20 or so episodes of Sesame Street last season.
8. You have spend time pondering the changes in Elmo’s hair styles.
10. You have know, from experience, not to put stuffed animals into the drier. This guy once had a long flowing mane and tail.